La Cucaracha

If I were una cucaracha, I would sit in the corner of my owner’s casa. Si, I would sit behind the tall planta and listen to their daily plans.
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If I were una cucaracha, I would run to the hot dog puesto. Si, I would taste the delicious hot dogs. Maybe nobody would see me.
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If I were una cucaracha, I would not have to sit here in school.